Just kidding. For those of you who love to spend money one day a year in an effort to show love, well, by all means, go right ahead.
I mean, it’s not like I’m bitter or anything. I mean I only spent all last night making this shirt:
That’s right, I decided for V-day this year, I would make a shirt to let it be known that if you have broken my heart, you will now be forever sewn onto my shirt. This is totally inappropriate in so many ways, but I don’t even care. And I do have hope–see the love seeping in? With great care, I’m positive that I can heal my heart so the scars of men slowly lessen.